Total Medals Earned: 1,138 (From 181 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,865 Points
Medals Earned: 9/17 (225/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the crocodile jet
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/22 (105/500 points)
Conquer the first base.
Find the black backpack.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Find the green backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the orange backpack.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the third base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 12/14 (200/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
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Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Kill the 3rd Boss
Complete the game
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 5/16 (125/495 points)
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 9/11 (105/140 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/170 points)
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode